A patron, picking up a book on his wife's card: The Submission? That sounds like it could be kinky.
Me: I think it's about publishing, so depending...
Patron: Same deal, really. I used to make a living as a writer, it's pure masochism
Me: Considering that's what I'm trying to do, I see what you mean
Patron: I actually got my start writing pornography, but you had a few of my romance novels on the shelf.
Me: Oh, you moved up in the world.
Patron: Something like that.