Conversation in Ruby Tuesday
Me: I hate this fucking song
Fiancè: You know, you're so close to being a hipster.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. Because it's every day two of my favorite songs get mangled into a dumbass pop rock song with different stupid lyrics.
Fiancè: Actually yes, it happens all the time
Our Friend: Not to her favorite songs. Other songs.
Me: Hey, if I'm almost a hipster, does that mean I can get Converse again? Remember how you told me Converse were for hipsters?